Introduce Yourself

[damnightmare]

I'm Nick

the best intro so far LOL

It took me forever to come up with that

Oh wait I have more to add to that!

I'm Nick.

[madness sr]

LOL

[Brandon]

Geez Everyones so much older than me. Im Matt and i like in San Jose, California. I skate, i laugh, and i play xbox. Learning to Surf is hard, but im getting it. Ive been playing games with my brother since we were two, Im Older, but only by a year or two. Anyway. I just wanted to say Hi. Oh and im 16 and im a sophmore in High School.

Wow me and you are the only kids in High School on the entire site I think!

[Matt Jo]

dont think so lol

[ATC 1982]

Wow me and you are the only kids in High School on the entire site I think!

You are probably the only two that post often.

[ItalianBoyy]

Geez Everyones so much older than me. Im Matt and i like in San Jose, California. I skate, i laugh, and i play xbox. Learning to Surf is hard, but im getting it. Ive been playing games with my brother since we were two, Im Older, but only by a year or two. Anyway. I just wanted to say Hi. Oh and im 16 and im a sophmore in High School.

Wow me and you are the only kids in High School on the entire site I think!

I'm only 14 and a Freshman in High school... Well, My name is Ryan an I live in South Carolina, but was born in New Jersey... I have been gaming since the PS1... Atm I have a PS2, Wii, and Xbox 360, but only play the Xbox... I like all kinds of games such as Racing games, FPS games, Sports Games, etc... I like to play football, basketball, and baseball... My gamertag is Italian Boyy... Meaning I am Italian, duh.

[DeYanKees1]

Hello I'm Julian aka Yung Yankee, I like video games of course. I play baseball(3rd Base) and football(WR/CB). I'm 19, Currently in college studying computer engineering but after I graduate I'm gonna take the FDNY Exam to become a New York City Fire Fighter.

When it comes to games I love survival horror games. I have played and own all Resident Evil games and by all I mean all maybe only missing 1outbreak for the PS2. I like any genre doesn't matter Ill play the game anyway if I'm interested in it as you can see from my played games. Also Rock Band 2 lol.

[David]

Hello, my name is David, I live in Michigan, USA and I am currently 15 years old; turning 16 March 16th. I'm a "hardcore gamer", I suppose. I love playing games, I achievement ***** - I'll admit it. I enjoy watching TV, women, and playing hockey; watching it is great, too. I love writing guides for games, achievement guides, or anything to help the community. My gamertag is DDPR, add me.

[Slow2die]

Hey, new here too. Recommended this site by David.

My names Ash, known as Slow2die or Xtr3me mostly online. You may have seen me on various large gaming forums and that.

My Gamertag is Slow2die, so feel free to add me.

My favourite games are Crackdown, Guitar Hero, and Too Human, with the enjoyable experience of GTA IV from time to time if I can bare it. ( I need to get 100% completion again for Xbox as I did it on PS3)

To add to that, I have both a PS3 and Xbox, but don't play my PS3 at all now. Sold all the games for it, borrow a few like Killzone 2 soon and that just for some gaming pleasure here and there. Just use it to watch my movies.

[ReglarGuy]

Hello newest, biggest, and most bestest Buddies,

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the ReglarGuy, and I will be the Babe Magnet of this organization. Why? Well let me tell you why, because girls dig me. Why? Well before I get into that, let’s both grab ourselves a couple of sodas. Then let’s both find ourselves a comfortable place to put up our feet. I’m not sure, but I suspect this will take a little more time than you and I normally accustomed to.

For the purpose of this explanation, allow me to use the next few paragraphs in an effort to further introduce myself, take you on an incredible adventure about my attempt to find the answer to this very same question, and to explain what effects (if any) it’s had on me as a ReglarGuy gamer. Be advised however, this is not an adventure for those of you who are weak of heart, or for those of you with unsophisticated constitutions.

As I stated above, I’m the guy girls will crawl threw a mile and a half of cheap imitation leather to get to. I don’t know why girls dig me, but I know they most definitely do. Some say it’s because, I have many hobbies which include co-op gaming. Others say it’s because, I like to play mostly shoot-em-up and racing games. Still there are others that say, it’s due to me being the No#1 Wal-Mart Greeter here in the state of Maryland. The most common theory among the curvatiously luscious babe population is it’s probably due to my ridiculously good looks and incredibly chiseled masculine features. My own personal theory is however, it’s probably due to my undying, unwavering modesty. Now remember, that’s just my own personal theory.

When I first went out to have this mysterious phenomenon analyzed, I did so in an effort to gain some sort of perspective of how this phenomena came about. At the time I had come to realize, if I ever accidently allowed this uncanny ability to slip into the wrong hands it would be sheer curtains for the Womens’ Liberation Movement as we’ve come to know it, and would thereby reduce womens’ lives to that of male dominance and terrine. I knew as a red blooded American ReglarGuy, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself (even if done accidently) if I were to be single handedly responsible for their social destruction. Thus, this was another motive for my quest. Not to mention selfishly, I wanted to see if there was some way I could turn this damn thing off, in order to get some much needed rest.

In 1975, I admitted myself into the world renowned Regular Guy Institute of Technology and Man Training Research Center. Housed at this institution were the greatest scientific and mathematical minds in the universe. Upon admittance to the Center, I was immediately put threw an unbelievable amount of highly exhausting mental, physical and biological tests. I was poked. I was prodded. I was jibbed. I was jabbed. I was CAT scanned. I was DOG scanned. I was x-rayed, gamma rayed, and every other kind of rayed. They wacked my knees with this little hammer, and then they squished my tongue with this big fat stick. These doctors did every conceivable scientific test that has ever been thought up, and performed on a human being in the name of medical science.

After months of tests, studies, and examinations; all the research materials were then collected, processed, and finalized into a Top Secret government approved encrypted code to safe guard my test results from unattractive zestful dudes. Once all of the research material was fully encoded, the data was then place in a governmentally owned super computer. This super computer has only been congressionally approved for special service twice. Once to answer the age old question, who invented liquid soap and why? And of course this time, which would be its’ greatest challenge.

Now that all research material was digitally converted and entered into the super computer, it was time for the super computer to do its’ monumental task of unraveling the worlds’ most complex question to date. A question so complex that it’s perplexed modern scientist from the first day I was born. Why do girls dig the ReglarGuy?

Finally after several months of uninterrupted, non stop continuous action, and after several Eastern Seaboard power outages; the worlds’ greatest super computer had long last arrived at an answer to my question. The super computers’ final answer was…. drum roll please….
“Can not compute…unexplainable scientific phenomena…can not compute”….ah ****! I guess I’ll never know the answer to my question.

Sadly modern science failed me that day, but I came away from the whole experience a better person by learning how to cope with this uncontrollable babe attracting force holding me hostage. I learned to travel mostly at night, as this is the best way to minimize possible encounters with fiendishly frivolous females wanting to wear my man treasures down to a frazzle. This is also why; the best times for me to game are between 8:00pm to 10:00pm EST. I also learned to move like a shadow, walk like a whisper, and how to step from cover to cover. Learning these techniques, when on rare occasion traveling at night was impossible, became perfect training for games like GRAW, Gears, and Rainbow Six.

So you see my fellow Gaming Brothers both seasoned and green, there is no need to shed tears over me for I am a survivor. I’m confident I can get through life with this unexplainable scientific phenomenon, because I know now this is the cross I was meant to bare. I am hopeful however that you, my sympathetic Gaming Brothers, will always try to remember the need to limit future members to non lustful babes, or members that can overlook my little handicap.

In closing, I will be grateful to all who will graciously accept me for what I am, a ReglarGuy Babe Magnet. If you do, I’m always up for your Friends Request and a spirited co-op game.

Game on Buds,
The ReglarGuy

[Matt Jo]

I think that was the best post I have ever read

[ReglarGuy]

Aw, ain't you the one. I bet you say that to all the boys.(lol)

[JoshuaB]

Whats up Everyone? My name Joshua Bona, I reside in Abingdon, Maryland and have been playing videogames before I could walk. I am 13 years old now and I am currently playing Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. I hope to meet some new people to game with and test out my skills. I have been to many other game forums. Other than G3 I am still attending TOG. I intend to post as much as I can and hope to help out as much as possible. PM me if you want to hop on PS3 or Xbox 360.

[Cann-I-Bus]

I think that was the best post I have ever read

I agree with ya on that Matt....WOW, I know he had to win SOMETHING for that post!!!! LOL, good times!!!! and welcome ReglarGuy.

Welcome as well to you Joshua

[JoshuaB]

Yes, that was quite the amazing post. He should get an award for that post.